#BOYPREACHR
MY WHOLE LIFE, I LONGED FOR MY FATHER TO COME COLLECT ME to be a man of unquestionable merit. he is, in a sense. here is the truth of life : that which you know abandons you. i want to go home. my father will chase me to the ends of the earth, my dad tosses me back me to the man that made me. i am to herald an end to the world i love and my fucking engine is making a fucking noise and my lighter just ran out goddamn fuck i hate it here
*guidelines!
✱ LAV, 21+, xE/he/THEY, TRANS, autistic, NONWHITE, ESL. DISCORD ON REQUEST if vibes match. university student. 13+ years on this hellsite. WHEN YOU LOOK UP HEADHURTY IN THE DICTIONARY I'LL BE IN THERE WRITHING IN PAIN. artist & writer. PRONE TO TYPOS.
// 001 : this blog is NOT open for minors under 18, or PERSONALS. terfs, zionists, islamophobes and other blankists are NOT welcome.
i will not interact with the following creators’ CONTENT: jkrowling, sjmass, colleen hoover, neil gaiman.// 002 : my general policy on content is that just because i don't like something, it doesn't mean people aren't allowed to do it, as long as they are not harming real people emotionally or physically.that said, i will not be engaging with any incestuous, noncon, or raceplay dynamics on this blog & ask that they be kept away from me.NO NSFW CONTENT WILL BE PRESENT PUBLICLY ON THIS BLOG BUT I MAY WRITE IT PRIVATELY OVER DISCORD.// 003 : i am a liberal blocker. most of the time this is due to extremely irrelevant minor details, and is not indicative of any long standing feud or dislike. if you think i'm wrong, let me know.
no softblocks, i ask that you also permablock me if breaking mutuals or otherwise.
i have terrible memory. if i interact with the wrong post or refollow, please block me or inform me so that it does not occur again.
// 004 : i do not engage with drama or call-out posts & will not be interacting with any. i’ve been out of the rpc a long time, however, so if you see me interacting with anyone who has abuse/racism/grooming/ otherwise real allegations against them, send me the evidence & i’ll sever ties accordingly.i especially do not tolerate ~unsaid arguments, problems should be discussed outright. if someone not replying or responding affects you psychologically, just block me in advance, or dm me about it.i do tag ooc but if you want to interact with ken you kind of have to interact with me-- non-character friendship helps us write fun stuff!// 005 : original characters are preferred interactions. i do ship kenneth depending on chemistry, however, there are certain flaws to his character (infidelity, commitment issues, unseriousness) that likely will not be solved without extensive plotting.this character is also transgender FTM & this will not be changed in any verse . external transphobia will not be present in any verse, though ken may present some internalized thought processes.additionally: kenneth is not a reliable narrator. he presents a very specific image of himself (and believes it), but he's able to be manipulated, fiscally motivated, and always looking out for his own gain. he is kind and helpful, but never to his own detriment. visualise beni from the '90s mummy movies. now, remember, you know this because I'm the author. kenneth does not know this.
// 006 : house rules!
✰ formatting isn't crucial, but i prefer medium small font.
✰ interactions are lapslocked + present tense. this can be changed on request, ask nicely.
✰ but if you have an issue with a specific formatting/legibility choice i make in an interaction with you, tell me and i will rectify that for you. i will do what i want otherwise.
✰ i will gladly go iconless. please, god, ask me to go iconless.
✰ minor godmodding (ie: movement, unconscious sighs, body language, etc) is allowed.
✰ one-liner ask replies will be a direct answer, but longer/plotted replies may be a separate post.
✰ my ask memes do not expire, feel free to spam at any point.
✰ starter calls do expire, do not engage if they are capped.
✰ length doesn't matter, but please give me something to actually work with in interactions. i prefer at least 1 paragraph and may not reply/continue if it's very short or just one line. that's just my personal preference!
✰ if specific information is unclear simply reach out & i’d love to clear up any confusions. you can correct my typos if you want.
✰ mutuals can begin any interactions b/w characters with an ask, starter, or direct message. just go for it.
✰ i <3 making fictional dudes suffer.// 006 : disclosure! all used assets are credited through reblogs or likes, but will be eventually compiled here as i decide on final options. these will be linked and tagged accordingly.parts of kenneth’s universe are inspired by the raven cycle/the dreamer trilogy, the witcher, elden ring, and general horror-slasher tropes.
kenneth is not based on ANY real-world religions or individuals. he is a side character from my original (extensive) lore that i’ve exported and sanded off to work standalone; any and all similarities are purely on an aesthetic/coincidental level.
carrd template by zero.
*about + biography
name. b. kenneth shaymond.
nicknames. ken, shay. dislikes being called 'kenny'.
gender. transmasculine, he/him
sexuality. bisexual.
age. 19*, 23, 26.
birthplace. unknown village, ca.
current residence. the fictional small town of doce, ca.
ethnicity. caucasian, conglomerate of ancient dark magic.
height 5'10.
build athletic, lean, but thick in the bicep.
hair light brown to dirty blonde, dependent on lighting / exposure to sunlight. usually a yellowed blond. not quite shoulder-length, wavy & shaggy overall, mullet-esque.
eyes one eye that tends to get lazy, with a strangely shaped pupil: though his vision is blurry, it remains largely unaffected. the genetic defect is an indication of his paternal lineage. mild sectoral heterochromia: triangular slices of brown intersect baby blue irises.
abilities. kenneth has the ability to READ EMOTIONAL STATES & GLEAN VAGUE LIFE DETAILS through physical touch, be it of skin or an object. the more suspicious of folk often refuse his eager handshakes.locality. ken’s location is a mishmash of rural california, nevada, and arizona. it's sunny, sandy, and dry. if assigning him a specific real-world context, assume rural california – though the other two are accepted if they make more sense for your muse. time period is equally hazy, heavy on the 80s aesthetic.additional. >commonly described as loud, annoying, and a pleasure to be around – when he isn’t cheating on his neverending list of significant others.>Kenneth owns a 1970 dodge challenger in white, though don't ask where or how he got it. the acquisition was not legal.>He chronically picks at his nail beds; they are often red & inflamed. His face is covered in freckles and splotches from extreme exposure to sunlight, along with visible symptoms of rosacea.
piercings D-I-Y-ed in a single ear, a golden stud with an opalescent stone, stolen from his adoptive mother, marissa.
clothing WHITE / BLUE fabric shoes (vans, converse, etc) . often caked in dust , mud , or blood.
>WHITE tee / WARM-TONED graphic tank.
>RUST-COLORED varsity jacket / >ARMY GREEN bomber jacket tied asymmetrically around his hip when not being worn.
scent ken largely smells of gasoline . when off work, he is drenched in a copious amount of a specific three-letter deodorant noted to have a “jungle pine & spicy clove leaf” scent.
16 personalities ESFP-T, the Entertainer.
positive. determined, energetic, encouraging, social
negative. fearful, avoidant, conflict-averse, fickle.
likes. cars, lottery tickets, cloudy days.
dislikes. dogs, commitment, the red flavor of anything.
faceclaim. variable. ranges from morgan davies, '80s morten harket, '90s taylor hanson, mike faist, sam reid.
born to a single mother, who split town a month after his birth, kenneth was raised by extremely religious grandparents. phoebe's nonpresence was a stain on the household, but frank & marissa shaymond nonetheless kept him until the age of 12, wherein his grandfather died and his grandmother, who had suspected him of being devil-born ever since his first ominous words at age 3, ousted him from the home, blaming him for the dirt of frank's coffin filling in his empty grave before they could lower him into it .[ VERSE 01A ] kenneth was subsequently adopted a few towns over by another elderly couple, Dane & harmony Cobbold, who were far more accepting of his gender identity & psychic inclination ー he is currently commonly found as the main cashier/worker at DANE’S ANTIQUES, a dark and dusty vintage shop holding several items suspected to be haunted. within the basement lie several holy books, essays on demonic behavior, and all 12 editions of EXORCISMS FOR DUMMIES by lisa cobbold, who kenneth has not yet met. kenneth shares the space with the ghoulish facade of a young victorian girl, who frequents the chair next to the stack of magazines at the counter. those of supernatural propensity will be able to see her, and she will be able to see them; despite her lack of eyeballs. she is harmless, and mostly accompanies kenneth on slow days .kenneth plans to soon move to a major city, though he’s currently undecided – he’s busy being a mechanic as soon as he's out of high-school, a job he vastly prefers to being bored alone at dane's place . it’s a great place to MEET PEOPLE, too, in that single gas station/mech shop after a long stretch of desert road, prone to an influx of irritated travelers wheeling their dead cars in. many people suspect there is a SUPERNATURAL FIELD around the town, leading to the great number of vehicular casualties. whenever any suspiciously blood-rain adjacent events occur, though, everyone looks to kenneth, for reasons HE DOES NOT YET KNOW .[ VERSE 02 ] one sunny day, kenneth’s biological father finally reveals himself. a gaunt, terrifying man, he’s a herald for old gods of death. he has a significant following, including the very town kenneth calls home, including the man kenneth considers his father. dane is kind when he tells kenneth their bond won’t change, but he's not very convincing. there's a clear othering present, an arms-length between him and people he's known & loved his whole life. the good Father Avdemi, and whatever amalgamation of doom is tight around his shoulders like a beloved pet, expects kenneth to use his charm to speak for their inevitable apocalypse. to speak aloud the omens he has been dreaming of since birth, to lessen the burden on his young shoulders. as much as he loathes the sickening fortitude everyone has in the blood of avdemi, he is too afraid to begin to run from it. he is the town’s precious mouthpiece, less devoted than avdemi’s other children, BUT FAR MORE TALENTED.this job saps the joy from kenneth. left a shell of a man, celibate, miserable, and controlled. divnity as a prison. all he desires is to run, but where can he go? his father sends him to sweet-talk mayors, to nudge bishops, to SPREAD THE WORD. they hunt to wake sleepers -buried nobles and warriors and travelling salesmen- who must be awoken to bring about the second shattering, a resurgence of magic so powerful that it will break apart the world of now. the prophecies have spoken, every nightmare points to it: when the ley rises again, the balance will be restored.[ VERSE 03 ] before his third solstice with his father’s people, he runs. city to city and town to town, he finds himself dodging the wrong people at every turn, offering services to 'banish' demons, though whether he's actually doing it is... up for debate. / more info tba.supplementary NOTE OF RELEVANT NPCS/world HERE✰ +KEY TERMS ✰
note that while these aspects are part of the worldbuilding, they largely
comprise a niche history very few know of, and most interactions take place in
a very time-versatile modernish setting.✰ the shattering: a time several thousand years ago where the magic began to seep from this world into something else, a leak that lead to magical creatures becoming weaker, that lead to certain species of mage losing natural predators, becoming unchecked and overconsuming.✰ the second shattering: an event not dissimilar to the conjunction of spheres from the witcher series, wherein the cracks will be sealed, the quiet trickle of the leylines transformed into a thundering roar. this will have consequences on radio waves, the magnetic field, and the majority of humans who live above sleeping beasts.✰ the sleepers: people of honor fixed in a state of deathlike sleep, effectively immortal until awoken. only the twelfth house and its sects are able to perform the rituals needed to ensure a successful slumber.✰ the twelfth house: the cult of avdemi. remains of a religion that died long before the shattering. countless different divisions and sects exist of the twelfth, but the battle to keep the name is a difficult one. they are constantly at odds with each other.
*verses!
| general affiliations | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| faith lehane | boss/friend | shared lore | @f5ith |
| lisa cobbold | step-sister | shared lore | open oc |
001 : post/apocalyptic - the last of us (game-based), horizon zero dawn, train to busan, etc .. tba.002 : alt urban fantasy - the raven cycle, summer sons, vicious&vengeful, etc .. tba.003 : NO MAGIC - the bear, severance, scream, succession, challengers, SAW etc .. tba.
004 : fantasy/historical - elden ring, bloodbourne, lies of p, the witcher, kingdom come, ASOIAF, etc .. tba.005 : sci-fi - the locked tomb series, cyberpunk 2077, altered carbon, DUNE, etc .. tba.006 : affiliated; @f5ith's Faith lehane - buffy the vampire slayer .. tba.
000 : tba - ooo you wanna plot with me soo badd .. ooo your character wants to hang out with ken so bad.ps : this is also a non-exhaustive list of all the fandoms i am willing to craft a specific detailed verse in, feel free to work with me to create an affiliated plot.

